Thank You Note

I was brought up old-fashioned but me muther is not forcing me to do this.
I just wanted to say thank you for having me, Ted and Laska.
It was very kind of you to let me into your home and show me round your garden.
Laska thank you for letting me borrow your bed.
I had a really good time (even though your muther tried that nasty snogging thing that my muther does). What is it with muthers? Me farder never does it and your Dad just stroked and patted me in a blokey way. That's fine.
I was very tired yesterday after all the excitement and took to me bed but I'm back to normal today - which isn't much different from takin' to me bed. We're all goin' shoppin' in a minute. I like that. I sit in the back of the car and bark at stuff. I may well pop into the Falcon for a packet of crisps and a guinness. The humans are buying dog food. This is good.

Thanks again both for makin' me so welcome on your territory.
I enjoyed huntin' for the cat.
Hope you can come round here to play soon?
I have squirrels.

Love Ralph