Dis-Temper

How things can change.
Such a good day was the day of Saint Patrick.
This morning was NOT good.
There's a note for me from me vets.
I don't like goin' to the vets.
Don't get me wrong, they're lovely, caring people but I don't like the stress of it all.
Anyway - they wrote to me and said I was due for me 'jections.
So I asked me muther if it was necessary and she started talking about me temper.
I haven't got a temper.
But she said you have this 'jection to protect you from Dis Temper.
I haven't got dis temper or dat temper or any temper at all.
So why have I got to go?

Today is not a good day.

Ralph the no temper at all