Top o' the morning..........
I'm Ralph. I'm from Ireland.
I speak with an Irish accent (Southern Ireland).
I was rescued by me parents and wanted me own o'blog.
So here it is.
Watch this space.
Ralph
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Me Humans say they can't feel the heat and tell me to move!
To Be Or Not To Be. What Is The Question? The ramblings of an Irish Rescue Hound
Ralph - enjoying the open fire
Me Humans say they can't feel the heat and tell me to move!
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About Me
- Ralph
- Near Bromyard, Herefordshire, United Kingdom
- I'm a tri-colour hound rescued from The Dogs Trust near Evesham, Worcestershire, England. Born on the streets of Southern Ireland. Captured by a Dog Warden and put into a Police pound. Rescued before me 7 days was up (don't go there) by some nice people. When their kennels were full up, the Dogs Trust came over with their prison van and I was rehomed in England near me Grandparents. Me Muther liked me and so she and me Dad adopted me. They're a bit odd (they're full time musicians) but then so am I. They're OK. Don't think I've had settled so well with normal humans - but don't tell them that. More on the post Ralph O'James-Acock.
7 comments:
Hi Ralph, isn't it wonderful that you can have your own cainine dog blog. I trust you don't miss the old country too much, especially as I know the lady you now live with. Be careful, she can be a bit pushy!
Always remember to assert your rights and jolly well let them know when they do not meet your standards. They might moan a bit, but hey, that's what they are there for.
Keep it wagging,
Bruce.
Yo Bruce
You're me first reply!
Yes me Muther is a bit bossy sometimes but she does feed me twice a day and her car's got a CD player and Air Conditioning. Sometimes she takes me to pubs and everyone just ignores her and talks to me and gives me crisps and lots of attention.
I do miss the old country sometimes - things like the freedom and doing what the feck you want to all day.
However (there's a posh word for an Irish boy) I would miss the couch with me own cover on it, me designer dog bed for night time use and afternoon kips, and the padded thingy under the radiator in the lounge.
Sometimes me Muther grooms me and, worse still, puts me in the bath. I don't like it Bruce. I have to have a little treat afterwards (top shelf in the kitchen by the tea bags) otherwise I ask for the phone book to look up the number of the Dogs Trust (where me folks got me from).
Me Father's son was here yesterday and so my cover was taken off the couch and replaced with what they call "the human cover". I don't like it Bruce and have been sulking and roughing it in my designer bed.
Sending yer de blarny Bruce.
Love Ralph
Wacha Ralph
I feel for you buddy. These owners think they 'own' the place. If only they knew how wrong they were...And as for nicking your cover off the sofa and replacing it with a human one, well, I'm stuck for words. Your idea to sulk sounds like the right move, though I might have done some serious damage to a shoe...
Don't let them get to ya old buddy,
Bruce.
Jaazus...Oi foinally found ya ! De wurrying ting is de Marmoite! Keep of it owd sun, itt'll do ya no good. How cum an obvius ticky loik you, can run a blog or wotever ya call it ?
Dont trust dem 2 legged b**gers.. they're just out to learn from yer eksperiences.
Yours unecspectibly
Wasstail
Hi Ralph,
You haven't written anything for a while...Just wondered if you are suffering from writer's paw?
Bruce.
Yo Bruce
Haven't written for a while?!
Have you checked out the 20 something replies under me other post? There's Max, Ted, Laska and Tilly. I'm worn out, mate!
ps.. Good to see you today and sorry about the cat inc-o-dent.
Ralph
Ralphie - I sent you a lovely blog the other day and mum got in a little panic and said the words are all wrong and can't send the message because the words are all different - or something. All I do is just sit here and type away but mum has to do the biz with the clickin' bits. I think she will ask your muvver to help.
So I hope you get this message, Ralphie, and I am glad you got our card, I did a special pose for you so you can see how beautiful I am. Well, I hope you think I am beautiful.
Mum has been trainin'me with a special wissel to come when I am called and stop me chasin' deer. Tomorrow, Dad's gonner try it and see if I come. Shall I or shan't I????
Love from Laskaxxxx
PS Ted has got to have his pink ball thrown away as it keeps on hurtin' his leg. He needs to play properly with balls on string like me.
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